R: Oh, Mohawk. Yeah, that's like having a strip of hair in the middle of your head. I'm surprised you don't remember this, because it was... It was a very unique look.
M: I remember your torn, dirty, perhaps, jeans.
R: They were not dirty. They were torn.
M: Yeah, okay. They were torn. I remember your torn jeans.
M: Yeah, maybe after that I just like, I stopped looking at you for some time.
R: Just glossed over. I still remember that conversation to this day. You don't look like you should be here.
M: I don't know what's gotten into me, Rory. I had this conversation with you, I left the room, and I was thinking to myself, oh, my God, how could you do this, woman? You are a horrible person.
R: You did not think that at all. You were like... I told him exactly what he needed to know. And then it only took, what, four years of badgering me before I actually managed to make myself look like a human being.
M: Oh, boy.
R: Let's face facts. It wasn't a good look back in the day.
M: Oh, boy. Those were the days. Yeah, dear listener, you can also mention that you've got curly hair, you've got straight hair, or you've got wavy hair. So different hair types. For example, Rory, what's your hair pattern? Straight, curly, curly, straight? Everything?
R: I think I have quite straight hair, to be honest with you. I will say it's straight because it's definitely not curly. That's for sure. Although, when it's really really long, it goes curly at the ends. Speaking of ends, if you're a lady, or if you're a man with very long hair, then you can talk about getting split ends, which is when the ends of your hair start to break up. And that is all I know about split ends because I've not had long hair in about 15 years. So... God only knows what it's like now.
M: Oh, wow. So once you did have long hair?
R: Once I did have long hair. We will not discuss this too much because it wasn't a good look. Everyone makes poor fashion decisions, when you're 16 years old. It's not, it wasn't great. And we're not getting pictures for that.
M: Also, we can say that I care for my hair. I use different hair care products? Care hair products?
R: Hair care products. Although, I'm not really sure if any of these questions would like come into it. Would they?
M: No, maybe you go to the hairdresser's to have these care hair procedures.
R: Hair care.
M: Hair care procedures. And also, when you talk about a hairstyle, my hairstyle could be stunning or gorgeous. So once I had a gorgeous hairstyle, or a gorgeous haircut, or a stunning. Stunning is like, oh, wow, it's so beautiful. So like these are two nice adjectives to use about hairstyles and haircuts.
R: Stunning and brave.
M: Gorgeous, like our gorgeous vocabulary today.
R: But that's pretty much it for hair. Hair today. Gone Tomorrow.
M: Thank you very much for listening! Thank you very much for being with us. If you want to support these free videos, and if you want to support my crazy hair, you can donate to us to just say thank you, to buy Rory a cup of coffee.
R: Or a sensible haircut.
M: Or a sensible, a sensible haircut. The link is in the description. Okay? Bye!