R: It's a poach sunglasses pouch. Yeah. Well, it could be a pouch. Or it could be a case.
M: I wear glasses when I'm outside. Or I wear glasses in the sun. And also we say a pair of sunglasses. Okay? A pair like a pair of jeans, a pair of sunglasses. But actually, dear listener, you can wear your sunglasses everywhere. On the street, in the car, in a nightclub, in the office, you know... To add a touch of cool to your look. And also that cycling glasses, for example. Yeah. And if you go swimming, what do you call these glasses? So when they...
R: Oh, goggles!
M: Goggles, dear listener. So you can say that: Oh, I sometimes wear goggles - special glasses for swimming. Rory, do you ever wear sunglasses indoors? To look cool? Like in a nightclub?
R: No. I think that's insane. And actually, I think it's really frowned upon because it's already dark in the club. I don't know why you would wear sunglasses unless you were blind. In which case, I don't actually think they're sunglasses. I think there are different kinds of glasses.
M: We can spend a lot of money on eyewear. Eyewear - sunglasses, right? And Rory told us that he used to spend a lot of money on sunglasses.
R: Oh, well, I did once. One time in the past I spent a lot of money on sunglasses, and then I never needed to again because they were so high quality. They have lasted... I've had the sunglasses almost as long as we've had the podcast, actually.
M: Wow! So you can say that my sunglasses have lasted for a long time. So they have lasted for a long time. Or I've been wearing them for 10 years. Okay? But I still have them. If they broke...
R: If they broke, I would have a nervous breakdown because they were hundreds of patterns.
M: You can also say that I own a pricey pair of sunglasses pricey or very expensive. All right? So like, to stand out from the crowd I need to have expensive sunglasses. To stand out - to be different from everybody else. Rory, do you know how much the most expensive sunglasses cost?
R: Oh, I mean, they'll be 1000s I would imagine if not 10s of 1000s.
M: Okay, dear listener, are you ready? Dolce Gabbana. You know, Dolce Gabbana the brand? So the Dolce Gabbana glasses cost almost $400,000 Okay, dear listener? Also, Cartier glasses cost about $160,000, dear listener. And Bulgari sunglasses are as cheap as almost $60,000.
R: Oh, only... Okay... I don't really... Well, there are all kinds of reasons that people would spend money on that, but it's not the kind of thing I would spend money on if I had that kind of money.
M: And you can say that if I had money, I would buy designer glasses, like a Gucci pair of glasses with diamonds and emeralds and gold. You see? So you show off your super vocabulary, like glasses made of platinum with other precious gemstones.
R: If you're a normal person, though, perhaps you could talk about what the features of regular pairs of sunglasses are... It's probably easier to compare the two because I've got two different styles of sunglasses with me now. You can see they have a different shape for these metal bits here. These are the frames, they both have the black bits, and these glass things here are the lenses. And if they reflect the light, then they are...
M: Polarized!
R: Polarized.