M: But what about if, if I want McDonald's. You know? I just like feel that I want McDonald's so much. Is it an urge, or is it a craving?
R: An urge to eat McDonald's or a craving for McDonald's. McDonald's, thank you very much for sponsoring us and giving us advertising money.
M: Yes, free McDonald's for us. So yeah, people, the urge to do things. You can say that, ooh, I felt an urge to tell my friends about this. Or I can't resist the urge to laugh. Resist? Like you shouldn't laugh, but you just can't control your laughter. Yeah. Or I had a sudden urge to hit him, or a sudden urge to kiss him.
R: Oh, my...
M: Yeah, I know... So, yeah, when I have the urge to write, you can also talk about blog posts. Maybe you write something on social media. This is also a story, right? A personal story. When I was at school, I used to write horror stories, Rory.
R: Ooh. Did you publish the collection? Horror stories, yes.
M: No, no, it's only just...
R: Come on, Maria, do it. I believe in you.
M: Yeah, it was, it was comics.
R: That's cool. I didn't know this.
M: Horror comics about teachers who killed each other.
R: Okay, now I can believe this.
M: There was all the blood, and they were killing each other, and I used teachers' names. So if a teacher just, you know, took these little books and I drew them myself, so there was some text and horrible pictures of teachers and blood, and I designed the little books, you know, like from paper, and drew some stuff. Yeah, they were quite popular among the classmates, and they respected me, even the bullies and once bullies took all the books from me, read them all, laughed out loud and gave them back. You see, they didn't destroy them. So which, which was very nice.
R: Oh, I love a childhood story.
M: Yeah. They were pretty horrible, though. Murder, blood. Oh, dear listener, yeah, okay. Such a lovely Maria.
R: Some parental advisories on Maria stories.
M: Yeah, luckily, those books were never found by teachers. Right, dear listener, stories. Okay? Choose your favorite stories. Lie. All right? Now you know things about different types of stories. Okay? We'll see you in our next episode.
R: Oh... No quiz?
M: Oh, my God, I forgot.
R: Maria almost forgot the quiz. How dare you?
M: Rory's vocabulary quiz.
R: So the first question was, do you like stories? And I used a word to describe this idea of getting away from reality, because it's boring. But what was that word I used, Maria?
M: Escapism.
R: Yes. The second question was about reading or listening to stories, and I talked about having stories on but not listening to them specifically, they're just to have as noise to fill the air, but it's a specific kind of noise. What is that?
M: To have stories as background noise.
R: Excellent. Then, I spoke about the kind of audience that was the focus of a particular book. That's who it's for. But what do we call that?
M: The target audience.
R: Nice, almost there, Maria. Last one, I described a particular genre of story when I was asked if I had ever written a story or stories. But what is that called
M: Science fiction.
R: Oh, four out of four. That means there's a fifth bonus question for you. And a final question, a final bonus question, because Maria got all of them right. I have published stories, but there are some I did not publish because they are unpublishable. They are just nonsense, and no one would want to read them or listen to them. But I used a special word to describe this idea of poor quality stories.
M: Drivel.
R: Hey! Drivel, nice.
M: Drivel is like negative. Drivel is nonsense, boring, unnecessary information. So it's just like, ah, all the drivel you read on the internet. So like, these stories are just drivel, nonsense.
R: But our podcast is not drivel. So thank you very much for listening!
M: Thank you! Bye!
R: Bye!