M: No, but we call them the same. Like toiletries, not cosmetics.
R: No, cosmetics would be things that you apply to your face in order to make you look more beautiful. Toiletries are things you use in the bathroom to clean yourself without putting too much of a point on it.
M: And you can also say other miscellaneous items like, anything could go in our bag. Well, you know, so other miscellaneous items like: Oh, I have a stone, you know...
R: Why do you have a... Oh, never mind. I'm going to get too much... If you're a normal person, other miscellaneous items could include earbuds, your flash drive or your charger cable.
M: Another synonym you can use for "carry your bag with you, you can say "drag your bag with you". So I have to drag this nice but heavy bag with me... Drag it with me. When Rory buys a bag, he checks out the number of pockets. Yes, because a bag has different pockets and compartments. Oh, it was my birthday, by the way. So whoever wants to give a present, just a bag, you know, a nice bag. Well, you know, my style. So. Yeah, I would be so happy to get a bag or like, your money for our premium. Because whenever you invest in our premium, we get the money. I get the money. Some money. Well not a lot now because not all people in the world have bought our premium yet.
R: But if they did, that would be great.
M: Anyway, if you want to give me a bag, just check out our premium episodes. The link is in the description. Okay?
R: Well, if you don't believe in buying Maria bags, I would like to point out that I spend the money on practical things like, like earbuds. For example.
M: When you pick a bag, when you choose a bag, you should make sure that it's durable. So durable - it can last for many years, like my Nike bag. So it's durable or it can really go the distance. Yeah? So if a bag goes the distance, it can last forever, right, Rory?
R: Yes, Well, it can last for a long time, maybe not forever. Although I'm looking at my bags now. They've gone the distance so far.
M: Also, a bag could be waterproof. So being waterproof, durable. Also, you can say, well, durability, so durable, and the noun is durability, is one of the factors to consider when you buy a bag. Also, style and affordability, dear listener. So if you can afford the bag or not afford the bag. Right? So durability, style and affordability. Rory, are you ready for the wrap-up joke? We started with a bags joke and we should finish on a high note.
R: Do I have a choice?
R: Okay, let's wrap it up and get this one in the bag. There we go. That's my pun for the episode. Come on, then.
M: What do bears in Turkey... Bears like animals. What do bears in Turkey say when they see tourists in sleeping bags? Kebab wrap.
M: It's hilarious!
R: It's hilarious for you...
M: Kebab wrap is like a wrap. So bears they're hungry. They see a tourist. A tourist is in a sleeping bag. You know, a bag when you go out in the mountains, you sleep in a sleeping bag like this. And bears like: Oh, yum yum yum, tourists! Kebab crap! And it happens in Turkey. Oh, Turkish listeners, please tell me it's hilarious!
R: In three weeks I am going to Turkey. So Turkish listeners and viewers, if you are offended by Maria's jokes, please just understand that I share your pain and I am not responsible for the content that she adds to the episodes.
M: Check out our premium and the course on phrasal verbs. The links are in the description. Bye!