M: So you can say I run on the treadmill at the gym. On the treadmill at the gym. And then, dear listener, if you don't like running, you can say like, if I liked running, the second conditional. You are imagining things. So if I liked running, I would go along the seafront. So along the beach, you know, and you run on the beach, and then there's the sea, like a warm breeze. Beautiful.
R: Well, maybe not a warm breeze at this time of year I'm wearing a scarf for a reason.
M: So how do we say this, like I prefer running on the beach?
R: Running along the seafront or running along the beach. The whole idea is that you're going along the way. So it's easier to imagine.
M: If you don't enjoy running, or you're lazy, you can say, ah, I can't be bothered. Really? Like at an ungodly hour in the morning to go for a run? No, I can't be bothered. So no, not for me. Or maybe, dear listener, you would like to run a marathon. Okay? So, oh, one day I'd love to run a marathon, or I prefer long-distance running. So do we say like I prefer long-distance running, I prefer to run long distance?
R: Well, I prefer long-distance running, or I prefer to run long distances. I do not prefer either of these.
M: I go running three times a week, once a month. I never go running. Or I hardly ever go running, like rarely, like once a year maybe. If we count the treadmill, then, like twice a week, for example. But yeah, like we do count the treadmill because you run on the treadmill. So it is running. Why not? What are the circuits that you do? Circuits?
R: Circuits, they're just patterns that you run on repeatedly. Or in the case of my jujitsu class, it's like backwards and forwards across from one side of the room to the other.
M: So I think any running is running. So if you like do like you run in circles.
R: That's a circuit.
M: Circuits at jujitsu or karate classes. Or if you even like to do something like this during your dancing lessons. Why not? It's right. And also, dear listener, you can crack another joke, you can say running late is my exercise. Because you know the expression? Like I'm running late. Oh, sorry, Rory, I'm going to be late, I'm running late. So to run late is kind of to be late. And you can say running late is my exercise.
R: Is this going to be a running joke throughout the episode? Ho-ho.
M: Yes, Rory, thank you. Yes, dear listener, we have another expression for you, a running joke. What's a running joke?
R: That's a joke that gets repeated constantly. Well, no, it's a joke that gets repeated constantly in a specific situation.