Maria: So you don't cook?
Rory: No, well, I do cook in the evening. That's when I need the plate.
Maria: Yeah, but to do the cooking, you need supports and pans. No, don't tell me you're using a microwave.
Rory: No, you don't. You just fling the steak on the grill and then grill it for about 10 minutes, put it on the plate, clean the grill, eat from the plate, and then clean the plate. Easy.
Maria: Okay. So you don't cook the veggies, potatoes, no? Just the steak?
Rory: No, just the steak.
Maria: Interesting. Oh, for example, sweeping the floors is a daily task. I do the dusting daily, like, every day. I'm not a big fan of doing housework, so in the future, I'll have a few robots, like, or machines to take care of my housework. What do you call this robot that cleans the floor? A hoover robot?
Rory: Robot hoovers. Some people call them Roombas, but that's a specific brand of robot hoover, and we are not being paid to advertise.
Maria: Yeah, like a robot vacuum cleaner. Robotic. Or you could say robotic vacuum cleaners or robotic vacuums. So you can say, like, oh, if I had more money, I'd buy a robotic vacuum cleaner. And robots or machines can take care of it, and I can spend this time on studying. And now, are we ready for housework jokes?
Rory: Oh, will we ever be ready for housework jokes?
Maria: No, no, no, we need some pre-teaching. So some, like, Rory, tell me, if I want to clean my floors, what equipment do I usually use in my hands that goes like...
Rory: Oh, the mop?
Maria: The mop or another one. A mop is usually wet, but if...
Rory: I love how you're talking to me about these things as if I have a clue what any of them are.
Maria: Oh my god, a broom, a broom.
Rory: Oh, okay.
Maria: I need a broom.
Rory: Like a witch.
Maria: Yeah, a witch, exactly. A witch has a broom, like a broom, a brush with a long handle. So you kind of, like, sweep the floor. And if I sweep the floor, what do I do?
Rory: Um, I don't know.
Maria: My god, I sweep the floor. I clean the floor by using a brush to collect the dirt.
Rory: Okay.
Maria: But sweep is a specific verb, dear listener. So you clean the floor, but with a broom you sweep the floor, all right? So, the joke. Why was the broom late?
Rory: Why was the broom late?
Maria: It over-swept. It over-swept.
Rory: Thank you everyone for joining this wonderful episode on housework.
Maria: When you get up late, then usually you oversleep. And you can say, why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Rory: And then we all died of cringe.
Maria: I have another one, Rory, I have another one.
Rory: No, I'm so... I know you do, but we don't have the time. Have a nice day, everyone.
Maria: Bye. Thank you very much for listening. Crack jokes.
Rory: Oh my god. Goodbye.