Maria: Yeah, I like being on the ground. So kind of like standing on the ground. It's quite nice. It's quite safe. And here Rory told us about being exposed to cosmic radiation. Yeah, this is harmful.
Rory: That's a real problem.
Maria: Yeah, this cosmic light radiation is harmful. And all other potential hazards, including death…
Rory: I love it. Possible hazards, possible side effects of space travel include death.
Maria: Yeah, but yeah, this is space. If you go to space, like, we've seen films about space, right? So we know what can happen. Well, some people survive, some people don't. Yeah, death happens on the ground, but like, if you go out there, like... But you can say, again, the second conditional. If it were safer to go to space, I'd consider it. I'd consider it. Consider it.
Rory: I'd think about it.
Maria: Yeah, I'll think about it. But to say, I think about it, it's very, like, it's silly. It's very easy. You just say, I'd consider it. I'll just think about it. And Rory, I've got a stupid joke for you.
Rory: Oh, really?
Maria: Dear listener, are you ready for the joke? Oh, actually, two jokes.
Rory: Oh!
Maria: But they're quite dreadful, dear listener, they're horrible. So just bear with me. So the first joke. What kind of stars wear sunglasses? Movie stars. That's so stupid. Oh, should we explain it? No, movie stars, you know.
Rory: Famous people. A star is a famous person.
Maria: Yeah, wear sunglasses, and here we have movie stars - famous people. Joke number two. Why did the star get arrested? Because it was a shooting star. And Rory, you explain the joke. Rory, you explain the second joke.
Rory: Well, a shooting star is the name for a meteorite that you can see travelling through the atmosphere. So it's shooting across the atmosphere and, of course, shooting someone without authorisation is a crime. Thank you for your jokes, Maria. Those were truly out of this world. Oh, look at me. Even I can make a joke.
Maria: So you can crack a joke, dear listener, if you are tired of talking about stars or if you don't care about stars. You can just say, oh, you know, dear examiner, I have a joke for you. Why did the star get arrested? Because it was a shooting star. And then you'll laugh.
Rory: No, no, you can't do this.
Maria: Why not? Why not? No, come on.
Rory: Because that's crazy.
Maria: Yeah, exactly. You want to be different. You want to be interesting, you know?
Rory: Yeah, you want to be different, not thrown in a mental institution.
Maria: No, it's just an exam. Come on. And the examiner kind of asks you like, oh, are you interested in stars? And you go like, no, but I like jokes about stars. Here's one for you. Why did the star get arrested?
Rory: Maria has been abducted by aliens and replaced by someone who is just giving crazed advice. Bye.
Maria: Bye.
Rory: Maria, let's get you back to the spaceship.