Rory: Well, no one likes being crammed into a tight space, do they? Or sometimes it can feel uncomfortable if you're crammed into a classroom together.
Maria: Yeah. And you can say that the last time I was in a crowded place was when I was on the bus, on the train, people were packed like sardines. And this is a usual idiom that we're using about crowded places: to be packed like sardines.
Rory: Packed in like sardines.
Maria: Packed in like sardines. To be packed in like sardines means the place is extremely crowded. There is no room to move around. There is very little elbow room. And you can also say packed or squashed like sardines. Like "we were squashed like sardines in the rush hour train."
Rory: Or you could just say you were squashed in.
Maria: I was squashed in. Too many people. And you can say that the last time I was in a crowded place, it was when I was traveling by bus. We were squashed like sardines. So it was very unpleasant. Everybody was sweating. What a trip it was.
And dear listener, if you enjoy concerts or some festivals, you might say, "Yeah, I usually go to crowded places because I enjoy festivals, concerts, clubs, and in the future, I might visit some famous concerts to be around masses of people." To be around loads of people or masses of people. And especially during Christmas, all shops are packed, people are crazy looking for everything.
Rory: Deals, bargains.
Maria: Yeah. So you say Christmas is coming or a popular festival is coming. And I have a nice joke.
Rory: Oh, dear.
Maria: Maria has packed in a joke. Right, we have a joke, a stupid joke, and Rory will explain it. So the joke is, how do you draw a crowd?
Rory: With a pen.
Maria: Seriously, I don't understand the joke. Well, how do you draw a crowd with a pen?
Rory: Okay, if you draw a crowd, then you make people come to you, you help create the crowd. And of course, you also draw with a pen or a pencil, you draw a picture.
Maria: Oh, okay. So the question is about how do you draw a crowd? How do you create a crowd? And the answer is just with a pen, but it should be, you draw a crowd by inviting people or getting everybody together, but the answer is strange, with a pen. How stupid it is. All right, dear listener, are you okay? Are you with us?
Rory: I'm not okay.
Maria: Thank you very much for listening. Hopefully, your brain is packed with vocabulary and idioms about this: to be jammed into, to be crammed in, to be packed in like sardines, and not enough elbow room. These are very specific synonyms about crowded places and crowds.
Rory: Now, let's get out of this episode which is jam-packed with grammar and vocabulary.
Maria: Bye.
Rory: Bye.