Maria: Right, dear listener. So we go to a museum, or we visit a museum. Rory, can I say I usually go to museums without any articles, or go to the museum?
Rory: If we're talking about a specific museum, go to the museum, and then go to museums in general.
Maria: And if I name a specific museum, do I need an article?
Rory: Then you need an article. You probably do need it, like the museum, the Natural History Museum, the museum of music. I don't know. There is a rock museum actually.
Maria: The British Museum. The Louvre, right?
Rory: The Louvre.
Maria: So usually museums are with articles, but dear listener, art galleries could be used without any article, like Tate Modern, for example, in London.
Rory: Well, or the Tate Modern. Which apparently is one of the worst art museums in the world.
Maria: Or the National Gallery. Actually, yeah. An article. But, dear listener, just remember that museums are used with the, like the London Science Museum, the Louvre. Okay? What else do we have? The, my favorite, the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam.
Rory: Maria is a lady of culture. I don't know that many museums.
Maria: Well, I enjoy a good museum.
Rory: I'm glad somebody does, because I don't.
Maria: Oh, really?
Rory: Yeah, it could just be the time of year that we're recording, but I've really gone off museums.
Maria: Because one of the most interesting museums I visited was in Kamchatka, the mountain region, and mountain and volcanoes. There are volcanoes there. So it was the volcano museum, and they have information about volcanoes and how they work. It was amazing. It was a small museum, a local museum, it was just amazing, about volcanoes. Wow. And all the lava and stuff. Wow. Amazing.
Rory: I think the coolest museum I've ever been to is actually a museum of Kurdish history, which is located in the center of Erbil, which is the oldest continuously inhabited human settlement ever. It's about 5,000 years old. And inside they have a collection of carpets through the centuries. It's quite funny. But that's not because of what is in there, it's because of where it is and what is around it, which is a building that's 5,000 years old.
Maria: So, dear listener, when the examiner asks you, when did you go to a museum? Or when did you do that or this? You just give a direct answer. A long time ago, a week ago, a year ago, or I don't remember when. So just give a short answer. Don't go, "Oh, I've been going to museums." No, like when, a long time ago. Or last week or I don't remember. And then you say, maybe I went there in summer. It must have been in summer. So perhaps it was in summer. And, I went to the volcano museum, to the Natural History Museum, just lie, just name a museum, or to the art gallery. Just say something, right?
Rory: Extra points for grammar. Models of deduction, it must have been, might have been, it could have been.
Maria: You could also talk about the type of history.
Rory: Social history, local history, military history. That's one of my favorites.
Maria: Not for museums, just for reading.
Rory: Yeah.
Maria: And you can say, well, I visited the Air and Space museum last week. There was nothing to see there. And it's a joke, dear listener. Air and space museum, nothing to see, they're just air and space. And you didn't see anything. Yes, you can crack jokes. All right, that's fine.
Rory: Just make sure they're funny.
Maria: Yeah, or just stupid. Even if you are not a museum person, like I'm not into museums, I don't like it, just say something, okay? Maybe once in your life you visited a museum, so just imagine that it was last week. I don't often visit museums or I regularly visit museums. In Rory's country, the admission fees are usually very high. It is what you pay.