Maria: Or, for example, you've changed your mind and now you are a doctor. That's a radically different field to what I wanted to become when I was a child. Something that is radically different is very different. And field, like profession, career. Life took me down a different path. So you wanted to become an astronaut, and you became an IT person, an IT expert. Life took me down a different path.
I made the decision about my job when I was at school, when I was at university. Or maybe my parents made the decision about my job. After university, after school, I messed around doing different casual jobs. Usually a waiter,
Rory: a bar person.
Maria: What, driver. A bar person. But if you decided not to do that, and you went directly to your dream job, then you could say I didn't mess around or I'm not planning to mess around. I'm not doing any casual jobs. I'm just going to do this one. A casual job is something in between. Yeah, so you're choosing what to do. And okay, so you work as a bartender for a year, you work as a driver for six months. So I've done some casual jobs, or I messed around doing different casual jobs. And you use the present perfect, you say, I've been a barman, I've been an assistant, I've been an editor, I've been a driver, I've been a waiter. Or you can lie, dear listener, just if you've done only one or two jobs, fine, just to use different vocabulary for jobs. Just say, Oh, yeah, I've done quite a few jobs. I've been this and this and this. And then go to the list on Google, choose four or five words that you can remember.
Rory: What if it's a very young person, like they're 16 or 17 years old, and they're taking IELTS and they get asked, how many jobs have you had?
Maria: I haven't worked in my life. And you say I haven't worked.
Rory: I am a minor. I cannot work. It is illegal for me to work in my country.
Maria: Right, it's illegal for me to work, but I'd love to. You see? So you just talk about the future, but I'd love to work as a... and as a... I'd love to do some casual jobs before I decide what to do. I'm pretty happy with the job I have now. With the job, dear listener, it's not work, not with work, but I'm happy with the job or with my career now. If I get bored of my job, I'd become a dentist. Or I quite fancy becoming a dentist. So I would love to become a dentist, or I fancy working as a dentist. I like, I enjoy.
And if you want to be just a regular manager, not a director, not a leader, you can say, Well, I would not prefer a high-flying position. A high-flying position is something like a leader, a director, head of the department. But if you do want to be a leader, you can say I'd love to have a high-flying position. A career that is super successful. Or I would not love to have a high-flying position, something with less drama would do.
Rory: Maybe something with more drama. I'd love a high-flying job. I love the drama and the passion.
Maria: Or I'd love a job that would pay the bills. So pretty much just a simple job that would give me enough money to cover my bills. Bills for the house, water, gas, and stuff. Yay. And now, dear listener, Rory, we're ready for the joke. Joke time. Maria's joke.
Rory: Oh, is it a joke about dream job?
Maria: Yes.
Rory: Is that going to be the punchline?
Maria: Yeah, Rory, you just keep silent. Okay, please? Will you?
Rory: Okay.
Maria: I'd love to get paid to sleep. That would be my dream job.
Rory: Oh, what a... I was so right.
Maria: So, dear listener.
Rory: Your dream job is a job you really want, but if you're asleep, you dream. So you have a job in your dreams.
Maria: There is a job, there is a profession. Not a profession, but a job. A professional sleeper is someone who sleeps in different environments to test sleep products. Or they participate in medical, scientific research. So, for example, Rory, you are a professional sleeper, you go somewhere, you start sleeping, and they kind of put something on your head, or they drug you, and then they test your brain or they do some research. So such people who get paid for their sleep are called professional sleepers. And dream, when you sleep, you see dreams, dear listener. That's why I'd love to get paid to sleep. That would be my dream job. You can actually crack this joke if you get this topic about dream jobs, or just jobs. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Rory: If you want to get a band minus five.
Maria: Bye.
Rory: Bye.